I got this email today from Widowhelp22@netscape.com. It's such a shame that these things are happening to good people. I'm hoping that with my help, the 12 million dollars this poor widow is due, is returned to her in full!

Dear Friend,

I got your email address from the Internet

That's great! The internet is a great resource for email addresses!

and please do not feel bad about this message more especially as I am from Iraq. I am a widow of one of the former senior managers of the Iraqi State Oil Organisation in charge of the United Nations Oil-For-Food Programme.

What a good man your husband is. The Oil-For-Food program was Oh So Successful. Your husband should feel proud.

My Husband and three of our four children were killed
in the U.S. led military campaign during this crises
period leaving my little daughter.

Blaming the death of your husband and children on my country doesn't make me feel good; but since he was involved in the Oh So Successful Oil-For-Food program, I'll let that one slide.

Before the dead of my husband, he reveals to me that he deposited a luggage containing 12 million US dollars

12 million? That's a lot. Oh and since I didn't mention before, I'm sorry for the dead of your husband.

as family valuables with a local security company here in Baghdad. What I want is that I need you to help me receive this luggage when it arrive Europe. The security company has agreed to help transfer the luggage to Europe and that I need somebody to receive it for me since I am not free to travel now.

So funny you mention it... I was just thinking of taking a trip to Europe!! Get right out! This will work perfectly!

Please note that this doesn't involve any risk. All I need from you is honesty and a promise not to betray me after you receive the luggage.

I assure you that my honesty and promisibility is of highest regard. What you may not know, is that I've secured millions of dollars for strangers before, and I think if you ask around, you will find that my reputation procedes me.

Please note that I have decided to take this risk

You are so brave for doing so...

because the new Iraq government is investigating all the managers that work at the oil for food program

I wonder what for? Was the program full of corrupt, greedy money hungry individuals? Who put upwards of millions in their pockets at the sake of starving humans?

and I stand to lose the entire fund if I don't relocate them. Note that for security reason, I will not disclose my identity until you respond to this mail.

Very good idea Widowhelp22.

I look forward to hear from you soon and I will provide you with more details.

Thank you.

Do not worry Widowhelp. Help is on the way. Motherfuton, cowboy up!

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