I am a fan of pizza. I used to be picky, I would only eat pepperoni. But as my maturity in tastes grew, I began to eat all kinds; well, anything but anchoivies or freakin artichoke hearts. Gag.

I will usually eat any brand of pizza too, be it Pizza Hut, Domino's, Little Ceasar's, Papa Murphy's etc. But only one brand of pizza will I say this about:

"On the eigth day, the Lord made Round Table Pizza."

Round Table Pizza is BY FAR the best pizza on the planet earth. Let me tell you why.

1. The sauce, a perfect blend of tomatoes and spices. Strong enough to cut through for flavor, but not too strong to over dominate the pizza.

2. The cheese, a combination of at least three different cheeses. When you think about it, cheese is nearly 1/4 of the pizza. 25%. Not something to take lightly. RT uses high quality cheeses blended together to make an oh-so-tasty treat.

3. The crust. You MUST order ALL RT pizza's with the 'original' crust. The pan crust is a waste of your time, and I won't vouch for it. The original crust is the ONLY crust that I will eat. All other crusts just fill you up to the point where, you can't eat as much pizza, b/c you're all full up on crust. What a waste...

4. The toppings. We all have our favorite, and as I said before, I eat nearly anything. RT's founders probably searched the toppings of the world to bring the highest quality to their pizza. My mouth is watering just typing this.

5. The re-heat value. What the futon is this? It's the way the pizza tastes the next day, after it's been re-heated in your microwave. RT clearly has the highest rank among all pizza's in regards to re-heat value. Hands down. Tip: If you re-heat using an oven, it's almost (almost, not exactly) like ordering a fresh pie from RT.

6. The selection. What's this I see with a "Cheeseburger" pizza Domino's or some other inferior chain is trying to do? Seriously, if people want a cheese burger, they'll go to In-N-Out. RT offers creative, and well thought out pizza selections that are pushing the limits of what pizza's can do. If you want out of box thinking, you want RT!

7. The slicing. That's right. I'm talking about how the pizza is sliced. RT is the thinnest pizza slicing company that I know of. Each piece, when sliced, is a max of three inches at the crust. It enables easy handheld eating, and in my opinion pyscologically enables you to eat more pizza. Don't ask me how, it just does.

8. The lunch combos are perfect for a pop-in lunch. I personally order the number three, a personal pizza and a soda for $4.99 (prices vary based on location). It gives me just enough RT to satisfy any craving at any time, and it doesn't break me in the bank either!

Some might say, that the prices of RT pizza's are far to high. To them I say, you cheap bastard. You get what you pay for. I want the best, so I'll pay for the best. It's only money.

If you are a person who will drive out of the way to go to Round Table Pizza, I am your friend.

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